Sarcastic phrases suggestions please?
One of my (extremely boring) hobbies is needlepoint - this means sewing pretty pictures in cross-stitch. I like to make amusing samplers for my friends and family, and for myself as well because I find it really relaxing.
However, I appear to have seamstress' block (same as writer's block but with sewing instead of writing). I need a sarcastic phrase to go in the middle of a sampler surrounded by flowers. I was thinking of something along the lines of "that was so funny I forgot to laugh" or "I hate needlepoint", if you get the gist.
Thanks 
You have a face only a Mother could love.
You look good,Who's your embalmer
Who died and left YOU Boss
Which end of the leash is the dog on
So What
You should go Far, and I hope soon
you could be a model, posing for animal crackers
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